Day 3
On our third day we decided to go to the original Universal Studios park. We had been there once before in October of 2021, but there were several parts of the park that we had yet to visit.
Evan and I walked the mile long path from the Loew’s Portofino Resort while Shelley elected to ride the water shuttle. We arrived at nearly the same time. Riding the water shuttle means stopping for several minutes at the Hard Rock Hotel pier, so it isn’t necessarily faster.
Universal Studios
After entering we decided we should eat breakfast and stopped at the Today Cafe. I’m not a fan of the Today Show and while we were waiting in line the show was airing on televisions around the restaurant. I thought to myself “People actually watch this” as we slowly progressed through the line.
Well, despite the badness of the Today Show episode, the breakfast sandwich was pretty decent. We ordered cold brew coffees as well which was missing the vanilla flavor we requested. Not the best, but at least we ate something.
After breakfast we walked over to ride one of the few original rides from the park’s opening: E.T. Adventure. It was a ride we missed in 2021 and we decided to give it a try.
The ride opened in 1990 and it does show its age a bit. It broke down for about ten minutes near the end of our ride, but it was a little bit of nostalgia from back when I was young.
Next we decided to ride another rather old ride: Men in Black: Alien Attack. This ride opened in 2000. I have to admit, it wasn’t even as good a E.T. It was a lame shooting ride that is overdone, and better done elsewhere.
It was Mardi Gras time in the park and as we walked around we were collecting beads from the staff. Soon enough we were up to three bead necklaces and I was looking forward to enjoying some of the many food options that you can buy from food stands around the park during Mardi Gras season.


Diagon Alley
Entering Diagon Alley is like completely leaving Universal Studios and entering a totally different park. You are suddenly in a Harry Potter world.
If you buy a wand there are lots of spots in Diagon Alley where you can interact with hidden spell casting spots to reveal various secrets. Evan and Shelley found a number of these spots in the alley and in Nocturn Alley.
The coolest feature of Diagon Alley is the dragon perched at the top of Gringotts Bank. Every fifteen minutes or so it will breathe fire. And it is hot!
Escape from Gringotts
The biggest and best ride in the park is Escape from Gringotts. We got in line using our Express Lane passes and made our way about 2/3 of the way through before the ride broke down. We waited about 20 minutes (not wanting to have to return and wait in line again) before giving up. The ride ended up broken down for about two hours.
After giving up on Escape from Gringotts, we left Diagon Alley to go to the second most popular ride in the park: The Revenge of the Mummy.
Revenge of the Mummy
Fortunately, the Revenge of the Mummy was working just fine. And it really is a good ride that is debatably better than Escape from Gringotts. It’s a good roller coaster experience in an Egyptian Tomb with everything including pyrotechnic blaze on the ceiling.
Plus, I am a fan of Egyptology and I enjoyed talking about the various gods adorning the walls as we waited in line.
I’m also a fan of Harry Potter, so we were certainly going back there once Escape from Gringotts reopened.
Bourne Stuntacular
After the Mummy ride we went to the Bourne Stuntacular, which we missed in 2021 as well. I actually read the Bourne Identity but only partly watched the movie.
The stunt show is really good and intermingles live stunts on stage with action and scenes on screen. At times the interaction is so seemless it’s hard to tell what is live and what is film. There isn’t much dialogue other than the recorded narration by Julia Stiles (who was in the movie). I don’t see her often in movies.
Minion Cafe
Since the Escape from Gringotts was still closed we decided it was time for lunch. I really wanted to eat the Mardi Gras food from the booths, but Evan (being a huge fan of the Minions from Despicable Me) begged and pestered us to go to Minion Cafe. Fine.


This place has some of the most unspectacular food in the park. It’s a fast food restaurant with a minion theme.
Yeah, the trip was mostly for Evan. We could have just ordered him some food there and then Shelley and I could have gotten the Mardi Gras food I wanted.
After eating some bad Mac n’ Cheese with a few pieces of pork, we returned to Diagon Alley and were able to ride the Escape from Gringotts.
Escape from Gringotts
I rode this with Evan and his older brother in 2021 and for some reason it seemed more exciting back then.
I guess after the ride broke down and after riding many other theme park rides, it seems a little less impressive. Still good, especially with the animatronic goblins in the bank.
After the ride we spent more time using the wands to interact with various spell spots before deciding it was time to start our walk back to the exit. We were getting tired and hot.
We made one stop for beignets and some king cake from a Mardi Gras stand. That was it. We should have had much more.
Anyway, once we exited the park I again elected to walk back and Shelley and Evan decided to ride the boat. I think we tied again on our arrival back at the hotel.
Loew’s Portofino Bay Hotel
By the time we got back to the hotel we were pretty tired. Our room had been cleaned and our beds were made. I really wanted to take a nap. Really needed one too.
I think it’s wise to rest when you are tired. Otherwise you’ll get cranky and all the little aggravations of long lines and crowds and noise will start to get to you. The prior day we ended up taking a four hour nap and ended up waking up with only an hour to spare at Epic Universe.
We didn’t want that to happen again so we just stayed up and rested on the beds watching television, fighting the urge to sleep. Should have just set an alarm and dozed off. But we didn’t and we felt tired the rest of the night.
Epic Universe
Oak and Star Tavern
As on the prior days, each evening we went back to Epic Universe for the evening. We went to the Oak and Star Tavern for BBQ. The barbecue is decent, but not spectacular. I had the pulled pork sandwich.
We also had some beers. Note that using the Universal mobile app limits you to one alcoholic beverage per order, so if you want to order more you’ll need to either go to the bar or make separate orders on more than one phone.
The Wizarding World of Harry Potter
We were kind of tired and wanted some chill time. So we went into the WWOHP, which is a little like traveling to France for a while.
While our son Evan sought out spots to use his wand, Shelley and I bout some cocktails and found a table to relax. We went to Bar Moonshine and got Lobe Blasters. Really unique and interesting cocktails. And good too!
After Evan finished wizarding with his wand around the WWOHP, we got in line for La Cirque Arcanus. This was the first show we would see in the park.
La Cirque Arcanus
I thought La Cirque Arcanus was really cool. The tent was atmospheric and gave real vibes of a vintage Parisian circus. The show featured magical creatures and their human handlers. The show isn’t long, so don’t expect to spend hours, but rather thirty minutes.
Cafe La Sirene
After the show we stopped for dessert at Cafe La Sirene. We got the butterbeer crepe (called the bieraubeurre crepe in French). Really good! We decided to return the following morning for breakfast.
Isle of Berk
We made one more stop in the Isle of Berk before calling it a night. Shelley and Evan rode Dragon Racer’s Rally. They enjoyed it. I felt good just watching from below after a long day.
Day 4
On our fourth and last day we were going to spend the day in Epic Universe. We’d been there each of the prior days in the evening, but this was the first time e’d be in the park during the day.
Epic Universe
We entered the park after the bus ride and made our way back to the the Harry Potter portal, noticing that with our early access passes we could avoid being among the mass of humanity roped off from the park.
The Wizarding World of Harry Potter
Cafe La Sirene
‘La Sirene’ means mermaid in French. And we noticed the decor in Cafe La Sirene does include mermaids, among other Parisian-themed artwork.
We order quiche lorraine for breakfast, which was a nice change of pace from our typical morning routine. The food was overall quite good but it isn’t terribly cheap either. Expect that when you are in Epic Universe.
The Constellation Carousel
The park is comprised of the four “worlds” (The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, Dark Universe, Isle of Berk, and Super Nintendo World) you enter through portals (or tunnel-like entrances that separate the park from the themed attractions inside).
The fifth world is Celestial Park which is the central area of the park. The main ride attractions are Stardust Racers (which nearly killed me the first day), and the Constellation Carousel.


The carousel has multiple rotating sections that make it more than a typical carousel. This was also a nice chill ride after some of the more exciting features of the park.
Isle of Berk
Mead Hall
We had a couple of more stops to make in Isle of Berk before we were done for the trip. The first was to visit the Mead Hall. Evan wanted to re-ride Dragon Racer’s Ralley, so Shelley and I took the intervening half hour to enjoy some mead and beer. It’s also a restaurant, but we were just there to enjoy some cold, drinks.
We also took turns seated as the Viking chieftain.


When Evan was done racing we went over to see the second show of our trip.
The Untrainable Dragon
This was a good show as well with some good actors who sound just like the characters and dragon props. Make sure you get in line early because they do reach capacity and we were just barely able to make it in before they closed off the show.
If you are wondering, it is about an untrainable dragon that eats all the main characters like Hiccup and Astrid. Well, not exactly.
Pizza Moon
One restaurant we were pretty intent on visiting was Pizza Moon. Once we saw how the restaurant was themed we made it a priority stop on the trip for lunch. And we weren’t alone, this place gets a long line that runs out the door.
We already understood the meaning of the logo with the pizza in the eye of the moon, but just in case you don’t, here’s the explanation. In 1902 a French filmmaker (when filmmaking was in its infancy) named Georges Méliès made a short film called “A Trip to the Moon”.
In the movie a group board a rocket (without space suits) and they land on the moon. Of course the moon isn’t just a celestial body, but it is a living being with a face too. And the poor moon gets hit right in the eye.
The clever people at Universal decided to swap the rocket for a slice of pizza.
The interior is full of whimsical characters swinging back and forth as they make pizza sauce under a starlit night sky.



The pizza is also really good and not at all typical. We got the ‘Pizza Lunare’ (pictured above) and ‘a Trip to Vesuvio’.
This is one restaurant you’ll want to make sure to visit.
After lunch we decided to make our way back to the hotel. Evan was starting to feel ill and we were ready to get some rest after four days in the parks. Despite his condition he insisted on riding Stardust Racers one last time and came off looking like he he’d been through something traumatic.
Loew’s Portofino Bay
We returned to the hotel and Evan crawled into bed. He looked like he was feeling quite ill by now and he had a slight fever. Exhaustion coupled with crowds had gotten to him.
Shelley and I decided to let him rest and we went to one of the hotel pools, the one hardly anyone knows about. Tucked away on a hillside is the third pool in the resort.
When we got there only one other person was was there, but they left after a while leaving just Shelley and I at the pool. While in the pool Shelley noticed a small box turtle had fallen into the pool and was trapped.
We rescued it by taking it far away from the pool and human traffic and closer to the lakeshore where it is hopefully living contentedly right now.
After retrning to the room we saw that Evan was still feeling too sick for us to consider leaving the resort. We got takeout from a resort eatery called Sal’s. The chicken parmesan sandwiches were huge. Sal’s is a ittle pricey too though.
Final Thoughts
With that our trip was pretty much at an end, which was fine. Fortunately Evan felt better the next morning and our flight home was uneventful. He did seem to have chills though right as we landed back home in Denver.
This trip was close to two years in planning and despite some frustrations with traffic on arrival in Florida and crowds that were larger and a bit annoying at times, it went well. Evan got to ride everything he wanted, we visited all the parks and got to see pretty much all of Epic Universe.
We would have benefited from more down time though. When we went to Universal in Oct 2021 we took a whole week and it was nice to take a couple days to rest and decompress. It’s also nice to have some more pool time and to enjoy the resort as well.
Because we chose to go when Evan was not on spring or fall break, we were really time-limited. We didn’t want him to miss more than a couple days of school and thus we were never going beyond five days.
While it was fun to go to Universal, our next visit to Florida will almost certainly be to a new region along the Gulf Coast. We also have a future cruise in the planning stages that will probably depart from Florida. We do like Florida (especially the warm, humid weather) and it never seems too much time passes before we are back again.



















































































































































































